#*kicks this out of drafts*

[vrieseasees]

J-j-j-j-joseph time!

Hahah there's so many smiling Josephs I hope I won't disturb the balance of the universe

[lizardkingeliot]

You dance that close, you ought to be married.

[filibusterfrog]

anyway

[yuwuta]

OMEGA SATORU????????????? RAAAAAAAHHHHWOLF ON HIS KNEES RIPPING OFF CLOTHES im normal about it please elaborate please

chuckles evilly…. satoru’s the kind of omega that knows that other people want him, knows that he could date or sleep with pretty much anybody he wants, but there’s only one person he wants and it’s you, and he’s stubborn and insufferable about it. you seem to be the only alpha in his life that’s immune to him and it drives him crazy—it doesn’t matter how much he flirts, how good he smells, how many times he pouts and blinks and calls you alpha, you just smile and ruffle his hair and it kills him. he doesn’t get it. even nanami has had to take a step away from him when he’s close his heat, but you’re not phased by him at all. 

it’s bordering on pathetic bc you’re not even mates, not even dating, not even close to being anything really—you’re friends and have been for a while, but that doesn’t stop satoru from throwing himself onto you, from pouting, and from proudly declaring that you’re His alpha. he brags and brags and brags to anyone who will listen about how he’s in the best pack in the world, how you’re the best alpha of them all, how he’s the luckiest omega ever, but every time he’s hit with the reality that he’s not yours, he gets unreasonably upset. sometimes, he even tries to take it out on you, gets himself sick or drunk or lets his pheromones run wild while he clings to you and slurs about how you’re supposed to be a good alpha, and take care of him. gets himself all worked up, pacing the floor and pouting and ranting incoherently about how he’s always been yours and it’s not fair that you’re not his and he’s being irrational and he’s definitely not sober, but still, all you have to do is call his name and barely nip at his wrist and it’s like his entire body resets. he freezes and goes slack and he’s scolding himself internally because he’s so weak to you and he can’t do anything to make you succumb to him. 

it’s not like he’d change that tho. it bothers him that he has no sway over you, but, truthfully, he loves the control that you have over him. he likes you can tame him, he likes belonging to you like that. he just wants to have you like that, too. and so yes he’s desperate, yes he’s pathetic, yes he’ll do anything for your attention, but he doesn’t care, satoru wants you and he will do whatever it takes to have you 

[monsterrae1]

Bulking Oliver + some thirsty tags in this ask I got

[ando666detonao]

number one gettin away with it

[larrylimericks]

30Jun24

Cos the footy match wasn't on view, One festival set made the news: A telly on trolley (Rocks carried by Oli) — Hail the new God of Glasto: our Lou!

[intertexts]

my favorite guy who's always havin a good time <333

[fishy-strawberries]

I just watched Mr & Mrs Smith for the first time and I loved it, so naturally I couldn’t rest until I made an Ilsalanna version of the poster 👀

[scimagic]

How do you think Puzzles is when it comes to watching movies? More specifically bad ones.

I have a personal hc that Puzzles is insufferable when he watches a movie he doesn’t like. As in, he’ll actively start critiquing it as he watches the film. And then proceeds to talk about what he would have done differently. And how he could have made the movie better if he was the one making it.

He’s vain, he’s egotistic, and I love him for that.

Exactly like that actually kdhdjd

When it comes to watching series or movies, I think he's often quiet and analytical over them. Enjoying the story while also noticing every little detail in the production, or set design, or the director's questionable creative choices. That's for first viewings though, or when he's alone watching them.

When he's in your (YES YOUR) company and you both agree It Is Not a silent watching, he'll become the MOST ANNOYING MOTHERFUCKER EVER and spill literally every thought and tidbit of knowledge he knows about that film.

Did you know the production had a crunch time of six months for this film? Did you know this scene was actually improvised? Did you know the script was changed because the executives found it offensive?

Did you also know he could have written this much better? Did you also know how much anger he feels towards this garbage movie that he's considered jumping out the window during the watching? WELL NOW YOU DO!

He'll let his frustration be known so you can either join him in complaining and hate watch for fun or you can just. Yknow. Be a wet towel and kill the fun <3

[snailpottery]

heroes rising rewatch - 5/?

[vrieseasees]

Acesan Ace not immune to the zosan ship? (Ace calm down that Law is possessive)

Not sure why I did this sorry haha

[lizardkingeliot]

Do you remember the best you ever had?

[oceanssapart]

[heros-shade-fanclub]

actually i'm not done talking about termina. do you think that even years after majora's mask link wakes up to rain and instinctively thinks "2 days left"

[sparklyslug]

The (Monster-Hunting) Shop Around the Corner

Chapter Six

(Start from the beginning)

A You’ve Got Mail AU For @steddiebang by @sparklyslug Art by @ahhrenata & @boiiko Betad by @aidaronan & @greenlikethesea

“Want to come up?” Steve asks.

Eddie blinks in surprise. “Come up?” He repeats.

“Yeah,” Steve shuts his mouth so hard he thinks he hears his teeth clack together.

Stupid! Stupid. If he had just opened the door and kept walking, Eddie would have followed him up as they kept talking, and it wouldn’t have been weird. Or he would have just said oh hey sorry I have to go, and that would be that. But the way Steve had to go and say it, had somehow made it sound like… like a kind of invitation in that he hadn’t meant it to be. If he wasn’t already flushed with cold and spiked cocoa, he’d probably be blushing. Jesus.

“You know,” Steve says, after probably too long of a pause. “To say hi to Dustin. He’s heading to Hawkins tomorrow morning for Thanksgiving, so. He’ll be up all night last-minute packing. Probably be happy for some distraction.”

“Ah,” Eddie says. Gives Steve an evaluating look. “For Dustin.”

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